Come on!

I feel there isn't enough people jumping on the "i'm ULTIMATE" band wagon at the minute. It's ok, all of you people out there who lack self esteem and really believe that you're not ULTIMATE, you can become ULTIMATE. It is very, very easy to become ULTIMATE, all you have to do is click the "follow" button over there to the right -------------->

Anyway, I can't really think of what to write here today...as I'm still not completely sold on the whole idea of "blogging", nor really understand the concept! It is a little bit weird...

Am I supposed to be really big headed and blow my own trumpet?(There's websites for that already in place, almost 95% of the Internet) Am I supposed to explain how my entire day went today? (It was really boring, being an Astronaut really isn't what it's cracked up to be) Or what? Tell me!!! What the hell am I supposed to do? Being ULTIMATE is something that just comes naturally...

I suppose (after reading some other blogs today) that I could do what a lot of people do and use the blogging world to complain about certain things that have happened etc....

Let's try that! Bare in mind that I am male (hence being ULTIMATE! (sorry!) so probably won't be as good at this as all your ladies out there!! (sorry again :P) ).

I'm going on holiday in 26 days. I hope you're all jealous. Anyway, as people who are going on holidays to hot places do, me and my Girlfriend (less ultimate than me - www.thecowsareagainstus.blogspot.com) went into Superdrug to buy something known as Magicool.

Magicool is awesome, it's a strange chemical based spray in a can that makes things cool! All you uncool people out there should try it! (www.itchyitchytasty.blogspot.com) You can spray Magicool onto surfaces and the surfaces even turn, and remain, cold!

Alright, this is starting to sound like the script for one of those horrible tv advertising channels, so I will stop my raving about Magicool.

Back to the complaining, away from the free advertising...

Two women join the queue behind us, and one mutters to the other "Pfft idiots, it's just water in a can. We will go and get the same thing for £1 in another shop.

Now, I really really really really like confronting people like this. I actually have a passion for arguing (again, yes I'm male....so I'm good at it :P) However, just as I was in mid turn to explain to them the different between a water spray and Magicool (awesomenessss) I head them mutter about going on holiday very soon too!

Now I was stuck. I could turn all the way around and explain to them the differences and look like an ULTIMATE guy, or I could just leave it and bite my tongue and hope that they burn to death when they go on holiday. Spraying water on your skin in high temperatures just makes you burn more! Spray it on surfaces is useless as it will just evaporate very quickly, and not really reduce any temperature!

Anyway, after thinking about it, and being the really nice guy I am. I turned around......smiled and walked away. Hope you cook, you twats!!!

So, is this how you're supposed to blog?
Help me out here!


To all you ultimate's out there...
POWOWOWDOW!