Well, The ULTIMATE Blog only came into existence (Ultimate existence obviously, more ultimate than dinosaurs.) yesterday and it's already received over 150 hits! I'm not entirely sure how 10 people in Czech Republic got a hold of my blog address though, nor the USA, India, Indonesia, Netherlands, Germany and Greece!
I think this evidence of exponential growth (exponential growth is often a mis-used phrase, in that exponential means a number is always multiplied by a set multiple of ten each time! So I can use this seeing as this is the second day. Unfortunately that does mean that I need to have 1,500 hits by tonight....so...get on it) shows just how Ultimate this blog really is!
Anyway, in the "Ideas" tab above you can now email questions and queries and I will blog them back to you in a most Ultimate way.
I've been asked where to get Silver shoes from before tomorrow!
If you can't get the colour shoes you want then get yourself down to Primark, or somewhere else which sells equally quality made items, and get some felt tips!
I did this once to make some red shoes, these shoes are awesome, ultimate even! Years later they still look new, and bright red! Although when they got wet my socks and feet did also turn red....but with silver.....who wouldn't want silver feet?
Silver is nearly as good as gold! People all over the world would become instantly jealous of you, and your silver feet. (Not guaranteed, condoned, or as Ultimate as this blog).
In fact, I'm a bit jealous already and think I may go and paint my feet silver! Think of the Great silver back gorilla! Making part of your body silver would be like the epitome of manliness!
Now I'm thinking of painting other things silver too...
Now, because this is the ULTIMATE blog we have to go a little further with the whole weird statue thing. Fortunately, in my ultimate searches for the above naked man I stumbled across a much more....interesting (yes, that's the word) statue.... | |
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| Yes, that's what I thought too! Anywho, if you're still reading this blog (and if you're an ULTIMATE person then you will be, if you're not you're just a freak) and haven't been chased away by very sexual images with swans, then take a look around some of our new friends blogs too! | |
| Peace out ultimate people!!!! POWWOW! |
Silver feet do sound awesome.... i am with you 100% on that one!
ReplyDeleteAs for the not knowing where the international users... i think, if you click "next blog" at the top it takes you to a random blog and yours may of been on the lucky end of that random button!
Ahh the wonders of the internet. search naked statue, and get fornicating random things made into a statue!
Diz
"Naked statue" was my exact search term, you've been stalking my search routes haven't you? lol
ReplyDeleteI will never believe the next blog button theory, and it isn't ultimate enough to meet the standards here!
I'd rather believe something along the lines of people randomly waking in sweats in the night and being forced by an unknown ultimate spirit to view my blog. Makes more sense to be honest.